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Beans Greens Potatoes Tomatoes Soft Hoodie

Beans Greens Potatoes Tomatoes Soft Hoodie

Regular price $45
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Grandma's song just got wardrobe goals!

Introducing our **“Beans, Greens, Potatoes, Tomatoes” Sweater**, inspired by the legendary Ms. Caesar, who keeps us all dancing into our fall feasts every season. Whether you're a music buff, holiday enthusiast, or just someone who loves turning heads (and curating clicks), this festive pullover is your ultimate conversation starter of nostalgia knitted with a modern twist. 

Crafted from a soft, durable knit blend, this sweater provides the comfort you need to groove through every seasonal activity, from perfecting your stuffing ratio to sneaking that extra slice of pie.

Remixed attire for all holiday gatherings: Command the holiday party like a viral icon or spice up an office event. Its catchy phrase and vibrant design keep you fabulously festive and camera-ready. Gift it, flaunt it, twirl around the tofurkey in it—just don't be surprised if someone challenges you to name every lyric!

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

Shipping: arrives 5-8 days after purchase

Exchanges: If an item has quality issues upon arrival please contact us for a replacement.

Returns are not accepted as we are a print-on-demand store and create the product especially for you when your order is placed. This process helps to reduce overproduction, so we thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Cancellations: Accepted within 2 hours of purchase

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
4XL 33 32
5XL 34 34
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
4XL 83.8 81.3
5XL 86.4 86.4
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