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Everything's Fine Soft Hoodie

Everything's Fine Soft Hoodie

Regular price $45
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Introducing the ultimate sweater for those who somehow manage to stay unfazed amidst the holiday hustle and bustle—or just barely pretend to. Our **"I’m Fine. Everything’s Fine." Christmas Sweater** is a cozy tribute to everyone who's ever triumphed over—or at least minimally coped with—a holiday crisis of tangled Christmas lights and stubborn tree lights. This sweater turns that familiar frenzy into fashion, mirroring how mastering the chaos is, most often, a state of mind.

This gem of a sweater suits anyone who still insists on extra marshmallows in their hot cocoa and avoids adulting like a rerun. Think of it as your trusty armor to protect you from those inevitable, “Can you just hold this end of the lights for a second?” requests, while showing you’ve got the holiday spirit—and sense of humor—to back it up.

The perfect companion to holiday mayhem, because sometimes embracing the chaos is the most wonderful gift of all.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand helps reduce overproduction. Thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
S 27 20
M 28 22
L 29 24
XL 30 26
2XL 31 28
3XL 32 30
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
S 68.6 50.8
M 71.1 55.9
L 73.7 61
XL 76.2 66
2XL 78.7 71.1
3XL 81.3 76.2
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